Our guide was impressively experienced with Class 5 rapids in Tibet and seemed a little bored with the novice class 2-3 scene, giving him an air of recklessness. He would send us down the rapids backwards or sideways all while telling us to relax, and then suddenly yell "Get Down!", which means get low in the boat and hold your oar up over your head. After nearly finishing the first set of rapids (key word: nearly) he called for us to raise our oars in celebration and shout "Chuck Party!", all while the raft continued into a rock that nearly knocked me out of the boat. I found myself wishing we had been assigned to the cute Kiwi guide in one of the other rafts. He kept pushing his team out of the raft, but only in the calm areas. Oh, and he had nice arms.
Back on dry land, we set about the business of finding some lunch and a suitable campsite for the night. We knew we wanted to be near the river, and had clearance to camp right there at happy raft, but we decided to go looking for that perfect spot since we had all day. We made our way to back up into the mountains of Iya and enjoyed the view from a Mom and Pop soba noodle shop on the side of the road. We had our afternoon open, so we checked the map and set out to find Iya's famous vine bridges. On our way we noticed what we thought was a man driving a spotted golf cart down a steep mountain road. Upon further inspection we discovered it was a scenic lady bug ride for 400 yen. How could we resist?
After that priceless little pit stop, we were off to find the bridges. The first of the three was easy to find and was crowded with tourists and shops. The bridge was beautiful and a little scary considering that the space between the planks was usually about the length of my foot.* We marveled at how an attraction such as this could never exist in the super litigious U.S., as someone would sue as soon as they lost a flip flop and shut down the site forever.
Lonely Planet advised that to escape the crowds and see the longer, higher and therefore better bridges, the more adventurous traveler should take route 438 about 30 kilometers east to the "husband and wife" brides in East Iya. It also mentioned riverside camping near the lesser known bridges. Perfect. What Lonely Planet failed to mention was that Rt. 438 is a single width, two way, non guard-railed, precariously balanced (on sand bags in some areas), insanely terrifying mountain road. We also were unaware that 438 was to be only the second worst road we traveled in Shikoku. 439 was twice as bad, but we'll get back to that on day 6. On these kinds of roads 30 kilometers takes an entire afternoon. We followed the road through its many twists and turns and only screamed when we looked over the edge for the first half hour or so. Joe wins the golden driving gloves award for never showing us he was scared and for keeping all four tires on the road at all times.
We made a few mistakes along the way, first following signs for the resort named after the vine bridges, rather than the vine bridges themselves. This kind of thing happens when your most literate group member can only read half of the sign. We came across an intersection soon after that marked 438 as going in either direction simultaneously. We picked the wrong one and had to double back after discovering it was a dead end. We made it to our destination just after dark. Luckily the moon was full that night and we could see where we were going because in order to get to out camp site we had to carry everything we could from the car, down a few hundred steps, and then across the longer, higher, scarier vine bride mentioned in the guide book.
Lonely Planet advised that to escape the crowds and see the longer, higher and therefore better bridges, the more adventurous traveler should take route 438 about 30 kilometers east to the "husband and wife" brides in East Iya. It also mentioned riverside camping near the lesser known bridges. Perfect. What Lonely Planet failed to mention was that Rt. 438 is a single width, two way, non guard-railed, precariously balanced (on sand bags in some areas), insanely terrifying mountain road. We also were unaware that 438 was to be only the second worst road we traveled in Shikoku. 439 was twice as bad, but we'll get back to that on day 6. On these kinds of roads 30 kilometers takes an entire afternoon. We followed the road through its many twists and turns and only screamed when we looked over the edge for the first half hour or so. Joe wins the golden driving gloves award for never showing us he was scared and for keeping all four tires on the road at all times.
We made a few mistakes along the way, first following signs for the resort named after the vine bridges, rather than the vine bridges themselves. This kind of thing happens when your most literate group member can only read half of the sign. We came across an intersection soon after that marked 438 as going in either direction simultaneously. We picked the wrong one and had to double back after discovering it was a dead end. We made it to our destination just after dark. Luckily the moon was full that night and we could see where we were going because in order to get to out camp site we had to carry everything we could from the car, down a few hundred steps, and then across the longer, higher, scarier vine bride mentioned in the guide book.
Joe set up camp in the dark while Liz and I had a beer. He actually said the following: "Sit, have a drink, play some cards. When I'm done setting up the tents and building the fire I'll start on dinner." And when we protested: "I like doing this! Relax! Sit down!" Then he made us a delicious dinner out of almost nothing. Our stash contained chicken, potato chips, some thin steak strips and ampan bread (a roll with sweet bean paste in the middle). He coated the chicken in crushed potato chips and then grilled them on the portable stove. The resulting miracle, which we named Chipken, was a contender for the best chicken I have ever had. Then he grilled the steak and the ampan bread which combined made an awesome salty-sweet steaky sandwich. Those were some good eats! I highly recommend camping with Joe. As a matter of fact, I highly recommend cloning Joe.
Joe- this post goes out to you in all your awesomeness, and I think we should get to work on that self-contradictory impromptu campsite cooking book pronto. Ohmygoshiimas!
*Foot note (pun intended): the yellow sandals I am wearing in nearly every shot throughout the trip were bought here in Japan. They were 1000 yen, or $10, and are a size LLL. They just barely fit me.
*Foot note (pun intended): the yellow sandals I am wearing in nearly every shot throughout the trip were bought here in Japan. They were 1000 yen, or $10, and are a size LLL. They just barely fit me.
3 comments:
I would have greatly enjoyed that part of the trip..especially the bridges. Now, I like to think that I would be the one in the middle of the bridge swaying it back and forth as much as possible and laughing maniacly (how do you spell that?) at your terrified faces and screams. In reality however, you would have to knock me over the head with a camping frying pan and carried me over. Especially in the dark.
I would NEVER...I repeat NEVER cross those bridges. And now that you're in Japan, you can't pull the "I'm leaving the country" card on me.
hey gail face =)
love these updates - very interesting, you write like you talk which is a very good thing! your trip sounds (and looks) very awesome, those bridges are nuts and i would definitely say i would have been all about the lady bug rides haha. i went to dinner with your dad and poppi tonight and i heard about your adventures with your snorkeling friends haha. ...only you gail...
miss ya! cant wait to see you!
love lyn xo
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